Lori Randall

If our dogs were to create their own food pyramid, I think it would involve a lot different stuff than we might imagine.

Here's a starter list:

chew toys
bones
athletic equipment
socks
panties
dog food
treats
table scraps
children's toys
stolen food
seashells stolen from the top of the dining room table arrangement
cat poop from the litter box
grass
old rotten stuff underground (this, of course, requires digging, which is another subject altogether)

They're just ANIMALS!!

Is there anything I'm leaving out?

This may require creating a graphic image of just what the doggie food pyramid would look like if they could create one...