Lori Randall

If our dogs were to create their own food pyramid, I think it would involve a lot different stuff than we might imagine.

Here's a starter list:

chew toys
bones
athletic equipment
socks
panties
dog food
treats
table scraps
children's toys
stolen food
seashells stolen from the top of the dining room table arrangement
cat poop from the litter box
grass
old rotten stuff underground (this, of course, requires digging, which is another subject altogether)

They're just ANIMALS!!

Is there anything I'm leaving out?

This may require creating a graphic image of just what the doggie food pyramid would look like if they could create one...


6 Responses
  1. Don't forget dirt! Just plain ol' dirt!


  2. Lori Randall Says:

    Hi Heather!! Good point!!

    I may well do up a "Doggie Food Pyramid" graphic just for kicks. :p


  3. pedally Says:

    tennis balls would be at the bottom. I'll throw the ball at least 40 times a day for my pup and he'll want to chase it 41 times


  4. Lori Randall Says:

    Cute! What kind of dog?

    And yes, tennis balls definitely. Mine chews the fuzz off of them and then makes the funniest faces while he deals with the green fluff in his mouth.


  5. ETG Says:

    Gixxer and Toli always enjoyed a certain rug ... pillows and my girlfriend's dogs used to eat duck poo all the time, yuk. they lived by the lake :)


  6. Lori Randall Says:

    Duck poo?! Eeeewww!!! I'll bet it gave them the runs big time. :p

    Sorry about Gixxer and Toli! *hugs*