Lori Randall
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Yesterday I got an Apple keyboard condom.  That's not exactly how they're marketed, but think about it.  They cover the keyboard, protecting it from foreign matter getting involved and causing trouble.

If I were still a retailer, I would so find a way to package those puppies in a square foil wrapper with something like "Trojan" written across it.


Possible marketing claims:

"Protect your kid from online sexting!"

"Great for internet dating scene!"

"So thin you forget it's there!"

One keyboard cover is even named iSkin, which I have to wonder about, given this line of thought.  Somebody doubtless got there before me and is working that packaging idea right now.  I mean, they already come in different colors, how difficult could it be?