Lori Randall
Great News!!!

Many of you will remember this post from last week: Clean out your closet for Haitians?

Since last week, lots of individuals and Shirtworks, a screen printing business run by two very gracious sisters, opened their hearts and cleaned out their closets for Haitians.  For a couple of days, when the news hit that doctors and medical supplies had been turned away from the Port-au-Prince airport by the U.S. Military, Dear Fiance and I worried that all those clothes would have no way to get to the people who need them so badly right now.

Thankfully there is a way.  This morning I got to talk with a very warm and appreciative Senior Pastor, Gerald Jean-Jacques, of the Ebenezer Vision Haitian Church in Atlanta. The church is one of the agencies suggested by CARE for in kind donations and we chose it because these people are Haitian. And to my mind, nobody knows what's going on with everyday people in Haiti more than Haitians who are in touch with family and friends over there.  Jean-Jacques said "it's much worse in the outlying areas than what you see in the news. Conditions are desperate."



The church has secured an intermodal container so that lots of people can donate tangible things to help Haitians. It has clearance to leave in March.

My feeling is this:  In times like these, money is tight for lots of people.  A lot of us donate cash as we can, but have tangible things we can easily give that will make a real difference in somebody's life.

If you have them to spare, please consider donating toys, clothing of all sizes, linens, non-perishable food items, cookware, anything useful that will help people to rebuild their lives on this island that has been rocked by multiple tragedies.  And you know that each person that gets something from your home is going to be touched by that care you took to get it to them.

Thank you for being such wonderful readers!
Lori Randall







The similarities between these two are striking.





What is it about our dog, Picasso that reminds me so much of John Belushi in Animal House?  Besides the fact that they look strangely alike, neither of them can ever get enough to eat.  Picasso had exploratory surgery just last month because he gorged himself on dinner the night before so profoundly that it jammed up in his stomach.  It didn't help that his brother, Mr. Darcy, had secretly eaten one of my favorite green leather gloves and framed Picasso with the crime.  What else was our vet to think when my glove was mangled with huge gaps, while Picasso was miserable with a stomach ache?  Nobody imagined that the dog could eat so fast and pack it in so hard that it would halt his digestion entirely.  I can see where John Belushi might have done that in Animal House.






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For reasons that are too distressing for me to ponder, our puppy Picasso raided the dirty laundry basket and purloined another pair of my favorite panties.  He managed to completely digest the essential zone from a particularly nice pair.  Well, it used to be nice.

Adding insult to injury, Picasso chose to flaunt his crime by leaving them under my bed, which is clearly visible from the powder room. This means that during and after his chew-fest my kids (and their friends) could be treated with a view.  I was oblivious what was going on, guessing that the random light colored something was more shredded paper, when Dear Fiance grabbed them out from under the bed and waved them at me to show me what the dog had done.  This is not the stuff of romance novels.

It does however, teach me two very important lessons.  First, I should stash the dirty laundry in a more secure location. And second, I have GOT to start wearing my glasses!
Lori Randall

After the news of Haiti's 6.1 aftershock this morning, I contacted Care to see how our family can at least clean out our closets and donate desperately needed clothing to Haitians.

This is their considerate and thorough reply.  I hope you'll give.  Even if you're broke like so many are these days, clothes are something that most of us can spare.  Thanks.


Unfortunately, CARE is not in the position to receive in-kind donations or opportunities for hands-on volunteering due to logistics and that our international projects are locally staffed and managed.  Please scroll down for volunteering opportunities with other organizations.

IN KIND DONATIONS

Please contact below organizations as they are more suited to accept in-kind donations:

AmeriCares, 88 Hamilton Ave, Stamford, CT 06092

800-486-4357



Catholic Relief Services, 209 W. Fayette St, Baltimore, MD 21201

410-625-2220



Gifts In Kind International, 333 North Fairfax Street, Alexandria, VA 22314   
703-836-2121  





Also, you may refer to your local civic or church organizations who may be in a position to accept goods.

You may make a monetary donation to CARE’s relief efforts in Haiti directly online at www.CARE.org

Other organizations (some only locally in Atlanta):

Catholic Relief Services (www.crs.org)
•     Their phone number is (410) 625-2220
•     They are not accepting gifts in kind donations unless it is on
a larger scale (i.e. generators, etc)
•     They are taking names of doctors, engineers, and nurses for future volunteer
            opportunities. 

CIDI (Center for Disaster Information) - www.cidid.org
•     Seeking trained individuals and their skills for disasters around the world, etc.

Ebenezer Vision Haitian Church
·         They are accepting gift in kind items.  Their phone number is 678-924-9368.

Habitat for Humanity (www.habitat.org)
•     They are accepting volunteers for Haiti; however, you must register on their website.
•     The contact number is 1-800-422-4828.

Haitian Ministry
They are accepting gift in kind items.  Their phone number is 404-624-9432.

Hosea Feed the Hungry (www.hoseafeedthehungry.com)
•     They are local in Atlanta.  Their contact number is (404) 755-3353
•     They are accepting volunteers for Haiti.
•     Training/orientation will be every Friday at 3pm
•     They are also accepting gifts in kind donation (clothing, non-perishable items,
            water, etc)

Medshare International (www.medshare.org)
•     They are local in Atlanta and International.  Their phone number is (770) 882-6840.
•     They are accepting volunteers for Haiti and training is offered between the times of 9am-12pm and 1pm-4pm. 

Mercy Corps (www.mercycorps.org)
•     They are only accepting large quantities of gift in kind items. (i.e. truck loads)



VOLUNTEERING

Below are other organizations you may contact:

Partners in Health - urgently need the following: 1/18/10      617-432-5256      www.standwithhaiti.org
Orthopedic surgeons, trauma surgeons, anesthesiologists, nurse anesthetists, OR nurses, post-op nurses, and surgical technicians. Unfortunately, unable to accommodate any volunteers without significant surgical or trauma training and experience.
Orthopedic supplies, surgical consumables (sutures, bandages, non-powdered sterile gloves, syringes, etc.), and large unopened boxes of medications. Unfortunately, cannot accept small quantities or unused personal medications. Need blankets, tents, and satellite phones with minutes. People with private planes willing to fly medical personnel and/or large quantities of supplies are also greatly needed.

International Relief Team, 3547 Camino Del Rio South, Suite C, San Diego, CA 92108
619-284-7979
Cross Cultural Solutions,  2 Clinton Place, New Rochelle, NY 10801
800-380-4777
Habitat for Humanity International, 121 Habitat Street,  Americus, GA 31709-3498
229-924-6935
Volunteer International, 2006 31 73rd Street, Suite 2, North Bergen, NJ 07047
201-221-4105
Volunteer Match, 717 California St., 2nd Floor, San Francisco, CA 94108
415-241-6872
Global Volunteers, 375 East Little Canada Road, St. Paul, MN 55117-1628
800-487-1074
Volunteers For Peace, 1034 Tiffany Road, Belmont, VT 05730
802-259-2759
i-to-i North America, 190 East 9th Ave, Suite 350, Denver, CO 80203
800-985-4852
The Road Less Traveled Inc., 2331 N. Elston Ave, Chicago, IL 60614
800-939-9839

773-342-5200
Universal Giving, 560 Sutter Street, Suite 210, San Francisco, CA 94102
415-296-9193
Earthwatch Institute International Headquarters, 3 Clock Tower Place, Suite 100, Box 75, Maynard, MA 01754
800-776-0188
978-461-0081
Crooked Trails, P O Box 94034, Seattle, WA 98124
206-383-9828
International Medical Volunteers Association, P.O. Box 205, Woodville, MA. 01784
508-435-7377
VSO International, Carlton House, 27A Carlton Dr, Putney, London, SW15 2BS, United Kingdom
+44 (0) 20-8780-7500

I hope this information is helpful to you in your volunteering and relief efforts.              


Regards,

Susana Moreira
Constituency Services
CARE USA

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Yesterday I got an Apple keyboard condom.  That's not exactly how they're marketed, but think about it.  They cover the keyboard, protecting it from foreign matter getting involved and causing trouble.

If I were still a retailer, I would so find a way to package those puppies in a square foil wrapper with something like "Trojan" written across it.


Possible marketing claims:

"Protect your kid from online sexting!"

"Great for internet dating scene!"

"So thin you forget it's there!"

One keyboard cover is even named iSkin, which I have to wonder about, given this line of thought.  Somebody doubtless got there before me and is working that packaging idea right now.  I mean, they already come in different colors, how difficult could it be?
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Thursday I drove our rat terrier Picasso (named by Dear Daughter because of his asymetrical coloring) and Dear Younger Son to the middle school in order to clean out his locker.

While there, he discovered several "lost" worksheets from last semester, as well as something slimy, brownish green, and indistinguishable that was residing in a zip lock sandwich bag.  Thankfully that seal held, because the stench was liable to be lethal if the bag had come open.  It was revolting to look at.  Even the dog turned away from it. That's saying a lot.

After DYS carefully disposed of this alarming find we took Picasso to meet one of his favorite teachers.  While there, DYS mentioned the pre-historic sandwich, treat, who-knows-what, and his teacher got ALL excited!!

"Oh My God!!  Do you still have it?!"

We paused, wondering if she was kidding and just why anybody would get so thrilled over something that repulsive. "Oh! Mrs. Toadstool, the Science teacher, would go nuts over it!! She absolutely LOVES mold!  One time I left an orange here over vacation and it turned into a giant green puff ball.  I gave it to her and you'd think it was the most wonderful gift ever to see her face!  See if you can dig it out of that trash can and leave it for her!!"

Again, we paused.  Could she be serious?  Evidently, one person's revolting, slimy stink bomb really can be another person's delight.  God knows what kinds of mold are in that bag.  I shudder to think of it.  But a middle school science teacher strolled into her classroom to discover our gift, complete with explanatory note.  We were assured that she would jump and down, squealing with delight.  Let's hope so...

Now I have to wonder: What will her husband get her for Valentine's Day?
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Ahhh! I'm ecstatic about getting to engage in my traditional MBT thigh burning again!!  The holiday season was tough on my fitness schedule and I've been eager to get back into bathing suit shape.  Today was warm enough to walk outside without fearing polar bears or arctic wolves, so I made my getaway.  We don't really have those animals in Georgia, but it's felt cold enough to host them lately.

Nothing singes every muscle in my calves, thighs, and yes, butt quite like a brisk walk in these glorious MBT's. At first they seemed too good to be true, but those puppies put my lower half in better shape than any amount of other exercise. I'll put up with a lot of muscle pain for smooth thighs.  Wouldn't you?

Today's walk felt grand: sun on my face, music in my ears, heart pumping, and the lovely, delicious feel of muscles all over my legs working together, and burning.

Better stretch tonight or there'll be hell to pay tomorrow.
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This is a little something I wrote in response to Redhead Writing , a brilliant blogger whom I found last month and have enjoyed very much.  She issued a request for people to write about their single takeaway for this past decade.  Here's my response:




Thanks for being that f-bomb dropping, self-aware Redhead, Erika. I just discovered your blog last month, (Stop Dry Humping Life) and appreciated your point very much.


Over the last decade I've been on this journey towards self acceptance that involved several of your benchmarks, such as a divorce, the severe breakage parts on my left side (and recovery), personal fitness, traveling to Europe several times, and getting two dogs that didn't come with manuals either. Some differences: I left repressive, mean religious system, while being successful in ministry, and learned how to think/talk/act/imagine for myself. After this, I had my own Elle Woods class speaker moment at college graduation after going back to school during said divorce and graduated with honors while raising 3 kids, 2 of whom were teens. Got dream job. Got laid off from dream job and am translating skills into marketing a kick-ass design firm and social media. Fell in love with right person, for a change. Am engaged.




My SINGLE nugget of goodness from this decade, however, comes from a culmination of these events that will hopefully propel me into a breakaway new year and decade. I learned how to shut up that nasty, critical voice that plagues every creative person. That collective voice of teachers, parents, religious leaders, and everybody else who ever criticized out of insecurity instead of giving kind, honest, and helpful feedback. In so doing, I learned how to love myself and others better. Who knows what kind of ass-kicking goodness I can do with that in place?

Happy New Year!!
Lori Randall
So I'm trying out this feature where I get to blog from my phone. Scary? A little. Words just go up into space and I trust that they'll look OK on the site. Trust is a big word, even when it comes to this sort of thing.
Dear Fiance and I are headed out to run some errands and to meet friends for supper at their favorite dive, er, buffet.
The thing is that I love to cook and try new and interesting cuisine that doesn't involve having to wear stretch pants. At least the company will be very enjoyable.
And so, dear reader, I hope your Friday night is warm, wonderful, and surrounded by people you care about. And if this involves stretchy pants, then so be it.
Lori Randall
So it's still wicked cold out there and my house feels like a walk in freezer.  I'm wearing my New Hampshire coat.  Inside.  And my fingers and nose feel like they're going numb.  Fun?  I don't think so.  Let's see if this new heater kicks in.



But snow was a lot of fun today.  Dear Fiance and I drove out of town on business (in nice warm car) and saw lots of snow.  Had our first kiss in the midst of snow falling all around us.  First snow kisses for both of us.  Very nice.

All of our kisses have been electric lately.  Static electricity in the house would have something to do with this. We even have to ground ourselves before kissing if we don't want a good sized shock on the lips.  This doesn't explain all of the sparks, just the somewhat disconcerting ones.

It's a good thing to be with the one you love, even when it's so cold that you want to wear a heavy winter coat inside the house. And kisses are sweet.  Sweet, snowy, electric kisses.


Lori Randall



So it feels like about zero degrees in my house right now.  After a whirlwind tour of housework and (real job) work, I'm sitting down for a moment.  In Georgia, houses aren't really made for cold weather.  They only look that way.  This morning it was colder than most of Alaska and parts of Canada.  That's not supposed to happen here and my house has the crappiest heating system imaginable for 20 degree weather.  Heat strips stay on for days at a time with no discernable benefit, except that the vents feel like they're pumping out air conditioning.

So today I turned it all off (or at least down to 55) and Dear, Sweet, Wonderful Fiance is picking up ceramic heaters to use in specific rooms, since the "heat" isn't doing the job anyway.  It feels better already with just the fireplace and no more icy breeze.  Plus, this means we get to eat next month because the electric bill won't be as prohibitive.  ;)

I've been feeling a lot like this heating system right now.  Lots and lots of creative energy/thought/, but it hasn't been happening.  And that's no fun place for a creative soul to be. It seems like there have been about a hundred interesting/funny posts that I've thought of and then they kept not happening.

Writing rut is officially over.

Does that ever happen to you?  Do you ever have the best ideas and then abandon them because they don't seem to be perfect enough, or the timing doesn't seem to be just right enough?  I think I do it because it's a way to sidestep taking the risk.  But the challenge is to just do what needs to be done and trust that it will be good enough.  Kinda like using ceramic heaters and the fireplace to heat this house because the poor little heat pump system cannot possibly keep up with days of icy weather.

It's a bright, new year.  Full of promise and, for once, at this very moment the sun is shining right through my window onto this laptop and my face.  Even my fingers aren't numb and all is right with the world right now.

Thanks, Dear Reader.  I hope you are warm and encouraged wherever you are, pushing through where you need to push, and taking care of yourself.  I am.
Lori Randall




Goth Trannys, men in leather kilts, fishnet tights, discussion of absinthe, and genuinely artistic pinup photography involving bondage.  Corsets, tuxedos, patent leather platform boots, tattoos and piercings of every kind.  


Now picture all of this mingled with discussion of Facebook, the stock market, dogs, and food.  And the most gracious hostess and host imaginable.  


I guess it was only a matter of time.  Although it seems fair to say that most people will never attend the sort of New Year's soiree that I did last night.  


It was amazing. And a little shocking for a formerly religious mom like me who sips tea from her best china every morning and watches Pride and Prejudice every year, no matter what.  


Dear Fiance took me to his annual New Years Eve party, where Goths and people in Armani suits mingle freely.  This year, however, it was almost 100% Goth.  And I'm not. Neither is he.  But we both appreciate interesting people and so we ushered in the new year with about 75 Goths, some of whom are Trannys.  One had the most amazing cleavage, but that's probably a story for another time.  But can I just say that he must have had some serious laser?  Because he looked otherwise hairy.  Nuff said.  


We had a great time this morning filling DearEx in with the details.  He's staying with us through the holidays and graciously enabled Dear Fiance and I to attend this party by staying with the kids and dogs.  It's my first grown up New Years Eve party since before I became a mother.  And that, Gentle Reader, was quite a while ago!  And so it's a little fun to be joining millions of slightly hung over revelers on this bright New Years Day and therefore dreading fixing the meal that I must prepare.  I normally love to cook. Bletch!!


Frankly, I'd rather be sipping tea and watching a movie in my sweats today.  


But duty calls and so does the lovely pork roast that needs my attention.  But I may still brew up a pot and wear my sweats.  It's New Years Day, afterall, and I rang in the new year with Trannies and Goths.  Maybe I'll wear something black.